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By Dunzo15 - 02/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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mfed1120 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:34

dude i want a brownie. this fml ftw!

mlsbidgaf7 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:38

i agree with #21

xxPrettyJane 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:38

clearly, he knew he should eat, because he knew he'd get hungry (having a growling stomach isn't exactly the best impression go give). and clearly, he had no idea his roommate had made "special brownies"

stinkybutt 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:38

that is amazing.

dumbdumb 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:42

you should have been able to tell the difference between the two

craznazn247 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:42

#7 and 14 If its made with hash oil, its more than enough to mess you up. Hash oil contains 60-80%+ THC You can also eat straight up weed and get stoned, and its a more powerful, but delayed, effect.

superkid 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:42

LOL! so was it a 'hash'brownie? damn i want an american brownie now.

0OMGWTFBBQ0 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:43

lmao

alphabetcity 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:45

Uhm if this person was your roommate wouldn't you know that they make pot brownies. And if anything the roommate should be mad you ate his food not the other way around hahhaha

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:46

. . . didn't it taste like a hash brownie? If your roommate made them, mixed the ganja butter (sp.?) and all that . . . you have to have had SOME exposure to weed and things of that nature. I guess I'm confused on how you wouldn't have known after one or two bites. Were you able to tell the interviewer that you got sick? Is there a way to do damage control, tell them you ate something and combo of nerves and allergic reaction perhaps?