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By Dunzo15 - 02/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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By DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

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By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Demon_Squirtle 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

#7 it may for someone who doesn't use marijuana But that's hilarious

AHX_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

Oh and #7, edibles with THC in them get you higher than if you were to smoke it, and it lasts longer too. That's why they sell medicinal edibles, they're better for you, and they last longer.

jadeddream 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

That must have been an intense special brownie. **** roommates.

dcubed121 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

Also , i don't think you could get that stoned off of consuming weed. I'm pretty sure it would have tasted horrible if it was enough to get you that messed up.

MariaxMayhem 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:36

#14 FYI you get more stoned by eating thc than smoking it and most of the time when its cooked properly into brownies or cookies you can't even taste it.....trust me I would know xP

dakanna 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:32

Clearly you have little knowlage on weed.

KBurns207 17

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:48

Obviously you haven't had an edible before

katieatorz 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

#7 i had half a brownie once and i was so stoned i could make sentences. i just kept saying "I.. I... I...." and laughing

ericabella18 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

hahahaaaaa that sucks.xD

Hummingbird114 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:18

Ouch... I'm sorry dude. I hope it wasn't for a nice company or anything... :/

imtoosexyformy 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:19

haha wow hilarious. good luck with that. i recomend eating nothing out of you and your roomates fridge before interviews from now on.

jettgirl24 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:19

LOL! That is hilarious. What would be even more hilarious is if you end up getting the job :) @7: Clearly you suck at making pot brownies.

perfectwinds 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:21

7- You've obviously never had a pot brownie. 14- How about you don't talk about things you know nothing about. K? Thanks. That sucks! But is kind of funny... Guess the job wasn't meant to be. You should have said you came down with swine flu or something. LOL.