FML : Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the...

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dunzo15 - / Saturday 2 May 2009 06:28 / United States

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By Fredzter | 0

#162335 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

By FunWriter20 | 0

#162345 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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By Fredzter | 0

#162335 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

Alhan_fml | 0

#970409 - Monday 29 March 2010 6:53

It wasn't even the brownie. He just smoked the whole interview.

copycat148 | 0

#1031981 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:44

thats wat they call it now?

terranada | 3

#1171886 - Sunday 1 August 2010 18:15

haha as soon as u said brownie I was like oh shit xD

MiGman | 5

#1944923 - Sunday 9 January 2011 3:43

it's always the brownies and cookies

FyreKrotch | 1

#2185792 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:56

OP deserved it for eating someone else's food without permission. That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

Humpyourleg | 0

#3670849 - Friday 2 December 2011 0:38

Best employee ever

CalebEatsZombies | 2

#3727901 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:02

That's the story of how I almost got expelled

By FunWriter20 | 0

#162345 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

beocA | 3

#2109258 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:59

I wish I had brownies that potent... damn

By borhos222 | 0

#162346 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Oh, that sucks!! What would you do? That happened to my friends dad once, but he was in the middle of driving...

By vampirate77 | 0

#162347 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dragonaair | 5

#3013421 - Monday 1 August 2011 7:46

they didnt have much of an appetite, not that they were hungry. not much of an appetite = not feeling like eating a big meal.

guitarbeast | 22

#3831761 - Thursday 5 January 2012 3:51

Bet he ate a lot of food after that

By smashyy | 0

#162348 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

Haha, hash brownieeee. That's effing hilarious. =D

noobienick | 19

#5824417 - Saturday 11 January 2014 20:14

Your on a website called "fuck my life". You can say "fuck".

By AHX_fml | 0

#162350 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

lol, at least your interview was fun.

By cRAYzed | 0

#162353 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

Somehow I don't think one brownie would be enough to make you 'so stoned you can't speak'.

By bettinamae2x | 0

#162356 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:14

haha, that's pretty funny. :]

By dcubed121 | 0

#162360 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:15

I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.

irritatedone | 5

#3015816 - Monday 1 August 2011 17:35

I know right.

purplexpinapple | 11

#5424900 - Thursday 28 March 2013 17:53

Yeah, but at least they made sure the interview was entertaining! :-P

By billnye7 | 0

#162363 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:16

haha wow... i agree with #4, why'd you eat if you weren't hungry? and if you know your room mate well enough, just check the brownies before you eat them...