By Dunzo15 - 02/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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It wasn't even the brownie. He just smoked the whole interview.

thats wat they call it now?

haha as soon as u said brownie I was like oh shit xD

it's always the brownies and cookies

OP deserved it for eating someone else's food without permission. That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

Best employee ever

That's the story of how I almost got expelled

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

I wish I had brownies that potent... damn

Oh, that sucks!! What would you do? That happened to my friends dad once, but he was in the middle of driving...

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they didnt have much of an appetite, not that they were hungry. not much of an appetite = not feeling like eating a big meal.

Bet he ate a lot of food after that

Haha, hash brownieeee. That's effing hilarious. =D

Your on a website called "fuck my life". You can say "fuck".

lol, at least your interview was fun.

Somehow I don't think one brownie would be enough to make you 'so stoned you can't speak'.

haha, that's pretty funny. :]

I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.

Yeah, but at least they made sure the interview was entertaining! :-P

haha wow... i agree with #4, why'd you eat if you weren't hungry? and if you know your room mate well enough, just check the brownies before you eat them...