Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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Fredzter
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HAHAHA!!
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FunWriter20
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Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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Fredzter
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HAHAHA!!
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Alhan_fml
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It wasn't even the brownie. He just smoked the whole interview.
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copycat148
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thats wat they call it now?
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terranada
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haha as soon as u said brownie I was like oh shit xD
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MiGman
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it's always the brownies and cookies
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FyreKrotch
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OP deserved it for eating someone else's food without permission. That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.
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Humpyourleg
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Best employee ever
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CalebEatsZombies
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That's the story of how I almost got expelled
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FunWriter20
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Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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beocA
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I wish I had brownies that potent... damn
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borhos222
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Oh, that sucks!! What would you do? That happened to my friends dad once, but he was in the middle of driving...
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vampirate77
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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dragonaair
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they didnt have much of an appetite, not that they were hungry. not much of an appetite = not feeling like eating a big meal.
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guitarbeast
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Bet he ate a lot of food after that
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smashyy
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Haha, hash brownieeee. That's effing hilarious. =D
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noobienick
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Your on a website called "fuck my life". You can say "fuck".
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AHX_fml
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lol, at least your interview was fun.
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cRAYzed
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Somehow I don't think one brownie would be enough to make you 'so stoned you can't speak'.
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bettinamae2x
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haha, that's pretty funny. :]
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dcubed121
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I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.
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irritatedone
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I know right.
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purplexpinapple
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Yeah, but at least they made sure the interview was entertaining! :-P
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billnye7
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haha wow... i agree with #4, why'd you eat if you weren't hungry? and if you know your room mate well enough, just check the brownies before you eat them...