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By MyTongueHurts - 18/04/2016 12:56 - Bahamas - Nassau
Today, I had my first French Kiss. It was great, until her tongue touched mine, and for some reason I am very ticklish in that spot, causing me to clench my jaw and pull away. I now have tooth shaped bites from my own teeth on my tongue, amounting to 8 stitches. FML.