Miscellaneous: Today, I had an early doctors appointment near my college, which... - FML

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By NoMoreTacoBell - 19/05/2016 15:48 - United States - Washington

Today, I had an early doctors appointment near my college, which I commute to everyday. Wanting to save gas, I decided to wait for 4 hours around campus and in my car before my class started. When it was finally time to go to class, I got a notification that the class was cancelled. FML

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