Work: Today, I had an afternoon sociology class. It being St Paddie's... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 22:12 - Canada - Welland

Today, I had an afternoon sociology class. It being St Paddie's today, of course half the class was totally hammered, and they were all making so much ruckus that the prof had to stop the class. I paid 10 grand to be here, and I get screwed by frat losers. Crap like this happens all the time. FML

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