Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
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Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML
Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.
sappel 4
aw :| thats fuked up. wat an ass...
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Comments (81)
PrayforMojo911 2
That really should have no effect on you. He loves you now and that is all tht matters
adam_tajyar 10
Well at least he told u the truth
bluerhhajfk 17
About my brother and me*
MOLLMcAWESOME 11
Lol my cousins baby nickname was Ops. She was an accident child. But we all love her :)
thiswhitey 13
Aww, my dad says that all the time. It just means he's the real mistake for saying something like that too his kids.
ninja_darkstar 6
YDI because I'm an ignorant Yank.
Marebare23 17
My brother and me*
AlbinoBlackguy 3
Pull out game weak
NotmadYT 17
Me and my brother* you only do that at the start of a sentence