Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really sure what he referred to until I realized: the bed sheets. The Twilight bed sheets. FML
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Jason Thomas McConnell 11
sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What's his excuse for still having them? And I really hope he wrapped up, because no one wants to find out they were conceived in a bed covered with Twilight sheets.
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chosha_fml 27
At least he had the good sense to be embarrassed by them. .
bltoth 8
Soooo, you banged a sissy. Huh.. Didn't see that coming.
Lizzy Random 0
More like **** his life XD