Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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Bakarra 22
Apparently only kids in school are allowed to have poor handwriting these days...shoulda said your grandpa was a doctor, that'd clear it right up
Minim_fml 3
Oww. If those staff suspected anything, couldn't they have checked the ankle? Our staff could have.
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Comments (84)
mimikinsz01 6
That is messed up. I always hated P.E too
paramor3 23
That's the moment when you just say, NO...full stop!!! They can't make you do anything...Especially with an injury. Worse case scenario....detention?? I'll take it!!! Should have shown them your bruises if there were any lol!! Sheesh
rawr_ily96 24
OP, I expect you to tell us why you listened to that idiot. You could have told them to call your mom or even just told him that you refuse because you are injured. If they send you to office you could call your mom.
Magicomoo 9
I am sorry but you do not know how young she is! Having a teacher yell at you and push you around can be scary. I gave in a few times before I learnt to stand up for myself. It is a lesson we all learn, sometimes later in life. We not all born strong and can stand up for ourselves. I have had teachers be very nasty to me and at the time its easy to give in especially when you think they have power.
Ameel_fml 19
But the nasty teachers are the ones who are the most fun to annoy. They get so angry over the littlest things. :D
perdix 31
I guess the coach jumped to the conclusion that you were running a scam to skip gym class, and you were pulling his chain so he pushed you to hop to it. Whew! After writing that, I'm exhausted!
rabidpeach 5
HA!
finch01 18
shoukd of called ur mom and handed the phone over
Meme1988 18
Or to call him mom/ dad/ grandpa...
BrotherTheo 31
Folks, lets cut the kid just a little bit of slack. We don't know how old they are, and perhaps we don't quite remember how much pressure we can be put under by our gym teachers to get out there and to DO IT DO IT DO IT back when we where in school. It's incredibly easy for all of us to sit here and type about how we'd basically tell this teacher to piss off, but in fact none of us were there at that spot, at that moment. Sheesh.
yourlifesfcked 0
You should have just called your grandpa.
DasHaas 9
Take it as a lesson in standing up for yourself. A failed lesson I suppose, but still. You can do better next time.
dr_snow_bear 29
The worst thing that happens is you get a write up for insubordination. No big deal, take it home and show your parents. If your ankle is twisted they'll understand and get the situation straightened out.