Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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Bakarra 22
Apparently only kids in school are allowed to have poor handwriting these days...shoulda said your grandpa was a doctor, that'd clear it right up
Minim_fml 3
Oww. If those staff suspected anything, couldn't they have checked the ankle? Our staff could have.
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Comments (84)
olpally 33
No pain, no gain!! Lol. Just show them your ankle is twisted? Can't be that hard to not notice you running/limping at the same time.
Bicko2004 25
You should have refused and told them to phone him for proof.
ileenefudge 29
I would have sat down and refused. Let the teacher be upset. Your well being comes first and it hurts to walk let alone run on a hurt ankle.
Mimitrixie 11
God I hate it when they do that! They tell you to bring a note for when you're unable to participate then when you do, they don't believe you! STUPID!
felixshen 18
Don't be so submissive next time, just don't do it.
Enslaved 38
You not defending yourself makes it seem like you were lying. Stand your ground next time.
GothickNihilist 15
Stand my ground I won't give in / the more you're lying I got to face it / or close my eyes and hide down deep inside / If I dont make it I will stand my ground * within temptation
perdix 31
"To Whom It May Concern It would suck balls if you made Jimmy get his fat ass off the couch. He runs like a gay baboon. Your humble servant, Jimmy's Grandpa PS: Like me on Facebook at "I_pwnTrollGrannies"
dr_snow_bear 29
Is that similar to running like a Welshman?
lhamil64_fml 5
That seems like what I would do too. If the teachers don't like it, they can send you to the principals office where you probably won't get in any trouble because you have a note.
Altazor 4
refuse to do it and tell them to call old gramps for confirmaton, or to call your parents to confirm your injury. They cannot make you do a thing and it would only look bad on them if they got mad.
jlynpa 10
Happened to a friend of mine in grade school. She ended up hurting an already bad wrist permanently in a rousing game of crab soccer she didn't want to play. She settled for gobs of money and now lives in a rich suburb of Connecticut.