Animals: Today, I had a bad reaction to my dogs flea medication. I was... - FML

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By Bad Reaction - 02/07/2016 21:54 - United States - Medford

Today, I had a bad reaction to my dogs flea medication. I was so dizzy and sick that I almost went to the hospital. My dog still has fleas. FML

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C8H18 33

Sunday 3 July 2016 18:36

But did you try putting the flea meds on the dog?

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C8H18 33

Sunday 3 July 2016 18:36

But did you try putting the flea meds on the dog?

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