Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML
lizlala tells us more.
Hi! I'm the OP! Thanks for the comments :) The exam did actually go well, even with the distractions :P The reason nobody said anything was probably because 1) it would be super awkward to sit through the rest of the exam 2) as soon as the test was done, you had to leave the classroom (no talking as it could distract others still taking the test) 3) Talking/laughing/moving could be seen as cheating (and nobody wants to be thrown out of a final test that can only be taken once a year) Everyone was sending eachother "please let this stop"-looks, though XD (The guard on the other hand, was just pretending like nothing)
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DigitalDoctor 2
Did he burp and fart in morse code? 1-B, 2-D, 3-A...
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I hope you passed (your test, that is)!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
awesomecrazyboy 11
Did she freak out! *funky music plays in background*
lizlala 15
True :P Though, she actually had plenty of chances to go to the bathroom etc. She just didn't >____>
badblaby 8
Wtf is an exam guard?
kaitieloo 22
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you have no experience with this... An exam guard (we always called them monitors or proctors) basically sit and monitor students when they take an important test, such as AP tests or the SAT. They time the test, make sure the students aren't cheating (through a variety of means) and make sure that the students are in a conducive test taking environment. Very important for those big name tests.
kieralumina 30
If you're from the states, we use proctor. its the same thing basically.
jadefire15 17
Doesn't the teacher just supervise...?
xx000o 27
The teacher is usually nowhere to be found, they don't want to be sitting in front of a bunch of students all thinking "what was this mother f-er thinking when he wrote this f-in test"
Winteret 3
For the benefit of all the UK'ers out there, they're what we call invigilators.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Did everyone have an exam? Maybe she got hungry
sugarmonster42 7
I would have walked out honestly. That's disgusting. Ugh.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You can't just walk out on an important exam...
MandieL 27
I too would have Walked out and complained. I can not work in an environment like that and it's not fair to expect everyone to. Yes it is a natural bodily function, but it's distracting, rude, and disgusting in that capacity.
harleyangel0373 7
Walked out of an exam...absurd. The grade is more important than the disgust factor.
davo_ib_local 14
Maybe she had an "eggs"am burrito lol
MrBoredomioo 18
Hope you passed your exam as easily as she was passing gas
til_niagaraxfall 10
The test may have been more stressful because of that, but I think she was too embarrassed to think straight FHL
martin8337 36
Procter are human too. I think that this FML is too funny, I'd been laughing throughout the whole test.