Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML
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Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Today, I was detained for 20 minutes by security for stealing shopping bags. I didn’t, I used my own bags-for-life, so he thought I didn’t pay for them. They were from a different shop entirely. Twenty fricking minutes. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
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so_me_fml 0
Meanwhile the kid ACTUALLY shoplifting quietly walks out the door...
stephfml 0
What how could they do that?! I hope they let you off, because they had no proof that it wasn't already yours...
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Comments (86)
whomajigi 0
It's lipgloss. That should be easy to prove is yours. Open the cap and show it has been used. Tada! No one cares.
TJayU 0
Um, great, so everything worked out for you. Awesome FML, they just get better and better.
westsideknight 0
sounds like a successful lawsuit to me
DrewDiligence 0
#17 and #18: The claim is known as False Imprisonment. It would not win in this case. She just got hit with one of those things that sucks in life.
life_is_life 0
sue them :D
forkfish 0
sue their asses
ehomz 0
this is a bad fml
sparda4355 0
Seriously... YOU JUST WON THE LOTTO! Get a lawyer, you will own that place! I swear you will win 10,000 MINIMUM!
poobear 0
this is the dumbest fear i have ever heard to all of you who worry that people will think you stole stuff thats already yours. this isnt even an fml they had no proof you stole anything and let you leave not really a huge deal
perfectwinds 0
40- Why not? It's usually better for your lips, lasts longer, more rich in color, and better products are used. This sucks. I'd hate if that happened to met. I have so many designer lip glosses in my purse that I don't have receipts for. >.