Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.
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221bcompanion 15
Knock it off with your gamer elitist bullshit. Who gives a crap when someone started liking a video game series? Who are YOU to determine what a real fan is and who is legit?
renasaurus 17
What's the difference? .
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Comments (91)
warrenhoward42 20
I'm right there with you
annoyedperson 25
What is fall out 4
GokuSS400 18
An amazing video game of epic proportions. One that gamers worldwide are celebrating as their new messiah
smoothies14 32
There's this crazy thing called Google.
pamelablonde007 6
I fell your wife's pain.
GokuSS400 18
Ah fallout 4……this brings up the number of relationships strained to what? 600?
Pippin43 16
I think the number is 111.
Peppersworth 6
If I was married and had just gotten Fallout 4, it would be my mistress as well.
anarchymaniac 22
Or how about getting it on with her one last time then dump her.
slyde32 12
You're an idiot, for starters you cant just dump your wife
JohnnyWake0 13
just priceless
allforfun 23
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that all the nasty messages were from her female friends...
8Dirty1 24
black ops 3 for me
petert71 10
You kind of deserve it but I can hardly criticize. I have also succumbed to the whiles of Fallout 4.