Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
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Phusion 0
you're an idiot
twixbarlover 0
What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....
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Comments (112)
Holy_ish 19
pwned by a 6 year old
delfino1604 24
lay off the pot chick
rachilio 26
Lmmfao!!!!!! You're such a moron..... A six year old new your birthday better than you....!!!!! Laugh. My. Mother. *******. Ass. Off. Lmmfao!!!!!
shakespearelove 6
even tho it was a mega fail for OP to forget their own birthday, it doesnt make her an attention ***** , a bitch, or anything else. yeah it was a little stupid, but come on people ! she got the day mixed up, and thinking it was her birthday and not getting any birthday wishes from anyone made her upset. NOT AN ATTENTION *****! wouldnt any of you get upset if you thought people forgot your birthday? and you never know how long you can argue with someone! i get into those types of fights with my friends all the time and it sometimes lasts a whole class (75 min) just us saying "it is" "no it isnt" so all y'all better hush up in callin OP names like "Attention *****" "stupid" "dumbass" "bitch" and it goes on. dont be so harsh to people.
PenelopeRamirez_fml 4
How did you not know it wasn't your birthday???
merrielp 13
You really need that much attention???? Really????????
jhamann 0
" i got no" do u know how to talk - i didnt get any
taka3000000o 8
Don't worry op I also forgot my bday once
MilkyFilmz 26
How do you not remember your own birthday?
syed121417 22
Calm down guys. OP probably forgot what date it is, happens to the best of us. The fact that the date she thought it was happened to be her birthday doesn't mean she's a dumb ass.... But next time, check to make sure?