Miscellaneous: Today, I got my test I studied really hard for. I got 100% with...

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By teacher sucks - 16/03/2016 04:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my test I studied really hard for. I got 100% with a note that says see me after class. She accused me of cheating and using my phone. I sit right in front of her. FML

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