Today, I got my tax return. I was really excited. Turns out the government does take the time to send out a tax return for $1.36. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
'Cos I'm the Taxman, yeah, I'm the Taxmaaaaan
Today, I finally was able to complete my taxes and I had a look at the IRS website to check my refund. They changed it from 1K to $10. FML
Today, I sat down to do my taxes. As I was going over my forms, I found my employer only took $1.72 out the entire year for my Federal Income Taxes. I now owe the IRS over $500 that I don't have. FML
Return to sender
Today, I was notified by my bank that the government stimulus check I had deposited last week had been returned. FML
Funny how it's never the other way around
Today, I got the letter from the IRS that would FINALLY enable me to get the tax return I was supposed to get two weeks ago because they needed to confirm my identity. I logged on, entered the information, and was told that I would get my return… after "up to 9 weeks for processing." I need to pay bills NOW. FML
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
Free money
Today, after waiting 7 months to get my amended tax return refund, I was informed today that not only did they mail it to the wrong address, the person who they mailed it to cashed the check. FML
Gimme dah maaahney
Today, I've been waiting for over a year now to get my 2019 tax refund. I did mess up and underreported 2 grand initially. I resent everything as soon as I realized what I'd done, and I'm expecting a nice chunk of change and can't file my 2020 taxes until this is sorted. FML
Money for nothing
Today, four years after coming back home from working in another country, I got a tax bill from that country. For my income there from two years ago. If they give me the money I supposedly earned, I'll gladly pay those taxes. FML
Libertarian nightmare
Today, when I checked on my last payroll, I realized that I pay more in taxes than I do in house bills. FML
Top comments
iceblue723 0
they also take the time to bill you for $1.36.
ryanryanryan12 0
I am sorry that you got a dollar. poor you. FYL (loser)
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Comments (108)
JpTheGreat23 19
Well they did give my teacher a 10 cent tax return.
ZombieVampirez 24
Oregon bends you over and makes you its bitch when it comes to taxes.
namine120409 42
You should be thankful you ended up not owing anything.
theonecasey 27
Think of all the Roman noodles!