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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 09:50 - United States - Manassas
Today, I got home after being gone for 2 weeks taking care of an Ill family member. My boyfriend stayed home to take care of the animals, one of which is my parrot. I come home to it saying O' Mary, O' Mary in a grunting voice...my names not Mary. FML