Miscellaneous: Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone... - FML

By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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DaWinz 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 8:50

haha but OP, don't worry, happens to me all the time, probably cause I'm a dumb **** :/

Tahsis 4

Saturday 3 April 2010 16:41

The pic is awful, just awful. Awful drawing, interpretation, and execution.

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Thursday 8 April 2010 23:25

Happens with my iPhone too. The iPhone's vibration is VERY weak.

zooeeandnerrrdd 0

Friday 9 April 2010 0:42

Today, I was helping my mom clean her room and my younger brother picked up something clear and slimy and said "Whats this, mommy?" It was a used condom. FML.

DeservedIt 0

Friday 9 April 2010 12:23

Uh... The picture is associated to the wrong FML.

ruiz0428 0

Friday 9 April 2010 13:53

I'll be your friend :-D

spleens1 3

Friday 9 April 2010 22:50

wow. your just like me, i have no friends and i'm so lonley. i feel your pain man.

awkard576 0

Friday 9 April 2010 23:15

I'm sure that would happen to me, but I'm just so out of it I don't even realize when I do get texts. I'll check my phone for the time and notice that I have like 4 messages... It's actually quite annoying. Then you have to check them and what not...

awkard576 0

Friday 9 April 2010 23:15

I'm sure that would happen to me, but I'm just so out of it I don't even realize when I do get texts. I'll check my phone for the time and notice that I have like 4 messages... It's actually quite annoying. Then you have to check them and what not...

aljdramaqueen 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 4:42

ummmm. i have plenty of friends. i just dont always enjoy talking to them.... haha

allanCapaldi 5

Wednesday 21 April 2010 9:22

i have a lot of friends...im just too depressed to enjoy it

dots0303 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 22:47

i have lots of friends! but this happens to me all the time to..XD

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