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By sh4ll0truth88 - 08/03/2016 01:15 - United States - Deland

Today, I got called into personal office after my break. I was sent home early from work cause I have a walking cast on. My foots been broken for over a month and I've had the cast for two weeks. I've worked the whole time, FML

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