By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 445
You deserved it 88
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TheCheeseMan 0

8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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emily00 0

Agreed with #1. I'd also have a lot of them left, probably 90 or so. Quality over Quantity. :)

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iloveroger 0

I AGREE WITH #201!!! LOL.

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Meowff 0

The illastration was terrible.

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musaed 0

Dude it's cool. I have tons and tons of friends and they don't even care about me. I'd rather have one friend who does care about me.

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bitterpill1 0

lol loser i hate all these overly sympathetic douche bags on here. ydi for not being a fun person to be with.

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noodles_200 0

i agree with peoc my aunt always told me to look out for yourself and a few REALLY REALLY REALLY close and good friends cuz really most of them dont give a **** bout u and its true

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fml_fiend91 0

well you could always use the invitations again

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CassandraBear93 0

ha I'm the same way, i was taking a quiz where i had to name 11 friends and I couldn't name any after 8..lol

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