#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

sword of death i could see knife of death exactly how big of a ***** do you need

BAAHAHHAHAHA

I love all these people going 'OMG YOU HAVE ***** YOU HAVE CHILD YOU SHOULD HAVE HUSBAND... NO MASURBATION!!!1111!!!!!' You guys are gonna have shit sex lives when you grow up.

WTF #54?! You have some serious issues. That's all I'll say. A lot of you guys forget how curious children are. It doesn't matter how high up something is, they'll find a way to get it. & wth? How did the commenting go from ****** to grammar??? #20- hilarious!!

Perhaps he was looking for Birthday presents, and accidentally found the Anniversary present

that´s not an appropriate name

Classic.

One of the best FMLs ever! I really needed a good laugh this morning, THX!

i only hope that one day i will be lucky enough to have a son like yours....

@139: You're my hero and you're absolutely correct; they sound stupid. However, it's so funny to watch them hiss and squeal at each other like the idiotic little monsters they are. Bwaha. @wowfmlife: I'm surprised no one made mention of your completely ridiculous comment. You sir, are a cad. The OP deserves it for HAVING a *****? Seriously? What century do we live in? The rest of your comment reeks of ridiculousness, but I'm not even going to touch that because your first statement was asinine alone.