Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML
Today, and for the past couple of months, I've been feeling really down. A few days ago, I met a girl from Germany, we made out, and I started reading her favorite book. I learned earlier today that she'd gone back to Germany and forgot to tell me. I’ve been waiting all day to see her. FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
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jim_witness 0
Give it to the next girl.
diskincluded 0
Why didn't you just ask her out? Then with any luck she still wouldn't be available, but the present wouldn't be wasted :P
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Comments (29)
hellfire695 0
well give it to her any way if was single just to weeks ago you nstill have a chance because there is way she is serious with the guy and allot of girlds will have a bf just for the sake of having one
Lurstack 0
You don't deserve it, but that's what you get for trying to do something nice for a girl... they're all ******.
lalalandohyeah1 4
not all of them dumbass
BelleBelle_fml 11
F*** You!!!
tournamentdecide 33
Yes, because you can be a ***** while you've never been in a relationship and are a virgin.
benners 0
just wait for their relationship to bomb, when she's depressed just be like " oh hey I got you something" she'll dump him for you
rabbi1010 29
This is a great idea.
birdfreak 24
get a new beau
EmoGurl24 0
You shouldve just told her how you felt in the first place. If she really liked you she wouldve gone out with you for who you are not what you give her
bdlxxcountrygirl 0
Do I know you?..
dme93 5
Why wouldnt you tell her that you like her before getting her something? Would have been worse if you would have gave it to her and then had her laugh in your face
nolifeatall 6
you bought her a present just because she was single basically. learn that you can't just buy shit and expect her to go out with you. especially if you didn't say anything to her, you're the biggest idiot ever
fantasyworld 39
Save it for the next girl.
supercurlyq 5
That always stinks. Depending on what the gift is, maybe you can use it for yourself?