Capteen
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
Capteen_fml tells us more.
OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!
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SkoomaKi 28
Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!
bballsoccerrocks 7
The circle of life!
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Comments (241)
KatrinaKitten 16
Well at least you know now.
Zachthejoker 10
Now you must pass on this very tradition to your first born child.
lea3829 7
Haha nuf said
kriz_allizwell 6
"How is this an FML? what are the mods doing? Napping? or let me guess, fapping?" - im not gonna say anything, like this...What imma say is, Op my dear, mat or sleeping bag, floor, calm music - youre sorted!
jetaimehannah 6
You people who thumb down are serious bitches. You thumb down stupid shit that dosent need to be. Grow up and get a life bitches. Go party, do something.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Seriously? If that was the case, wouldn't there not BE the thumbs down option?! Get over it, not everyone can always create the amazing, thumbed up comments all the time. That's what makes this site what it is.
DevilBoi69x 0
A few years ago I found out that the bed I slept in at my grandmas house is the bed where my great grandma and great grandpa died. I haven't stayed overnight since then
imaghostbusteryo 1
That is not that bad. Quit bitching.
the_one69 6
Well... At least it's better then the tape. I believe the sheets would have been cleaned
bizarre_ftw 22
Brings a new meaning to the phrase "your bed" huh?
1094568 1
Small world