Capteen
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
Capteen_fml tells us more.
OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!
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SkoomaKi 28
Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!
bballsoccerrocks 7
The circle of life!
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killian4 3
Thats my friends bed and she knows it but isn't creeped out
Endless_time 4
Bet you fell closer to your parents than ever before. Although I'm sure the covers have been changed.
crazyaces89 7
Same thing happened to my friend as well...eventually she was able to buy her own mattress though
rj33445 4
Nice. Way to keep it in da family
indigosunflowerr 5
home sweet home.
thatfunnyguy77 0
Thanks for the helpful inside 40 year old living with his mother.
kingchelsea 3
wow do the same thing to your future child. the mattress is a weird family heirloom now
OffToTheGayBar 9
Dad: Dear, let me tell you a little story about the night you were born. Mom: Oh, honey, you're a naughty boy aren't you. OP: Mom, dad, guh! Shut up! Dad: Naughty? I wasn't the one getting spanked. OP: *Twitching* Mom: Oh, hun, ya don't wanna hear the story about how you got your bed? OP: *Raises eyebrow* Dad: Apparently if you screw on a mattress in the mattress store, you have to buy it. OP: *Epic double-facepalm*
OffToTheGayBar 9
You were "********" while wearing pants? And the guy I commented to had his comment disappear, I think.
dogluver900 2
No it's still there
coolkod1005 2
Lol this mad me shit my pants considering I was on the shiter at the time ******** lol