Transportation: Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench... - FML

By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 02:00

Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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You deserved it 2 914

By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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You deserved it 297

By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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You deserved it 2 254

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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You deserved it 167

Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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Top comments

dayzz1 10

Friday 20 January 2012 8:32

Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)

Roevera 14

Friday 20 January 2012 8:49

I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"

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kateindeed 5

Friday 20 January 2012 8:38

Free lap dances, op. No complaining.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 20 January 2012 8:41

It depends who is giving the lap dance though.

kateindeed 5

Friday 20 January 2012 8:44

Have you ever been to a stripclub? Some of the girls there aren't that hot. A lap dance is a lap dance, enjoy it if it's free.

AddeU 0

Friday 20 January 2012 9:32

What if it was a dude?

mstangchck 9

Friday 20 January 2012 10:36

Added bonus?

philipino 24

Friday 20 January 2012 14:30

Haha hey there sexy. . . Oh god what the he'll is that on your face!?! Oh, it's your face. *takes free lapdance*

candirose711 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:46

Yeah you wouldn't be saying that if some big helga lady came up and started giving you a lap dance. Or a old man hobo that reeks of piss.

jerseyboy732 16

Friday 20 January 2012 8:39

consider yourself lucky... some people pay good money for that

lrgenesis 19

Friday 20 January 2012 8:44

Takin the whole bench by yourself means your selfish ass deserves it lol jk

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 20 January 2012 8:45

Go on..

astralvagan 20

Friday 20 January 2012 8:49

Lesson learned..... Don't sit on full benches, or get up when you see Fat Bastard coming.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:30

Or call Austin Powers

cBlackout 13

Friday 20 January 2012 8:54

Put that on a snapple bottle :Fact #369 If you sit on a bench, a crazy guy will sit on you.

snafubar 0

Friday 20 January 2012 8:55

At least you didn't get a Jehovah's witness like I did, three days in a row...

goodfella925 0

Friday 20 January 2012 9:22

Gosh there so annoying....

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 20 January 2012 11:47

#49 They're*

Cryptic_Equinox 0

Friday 20 January 2012 12:15

If a jehovah's witness sat on my lap three times.. Or even once.. Id start to get cautious... /snicker

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 20 January 2012 8:56

He thought you were santa. All he wanted was to tell you what he wants this year. Chances are he wanted that AR-15 you "forgot" to get him last year. Don't forget ;)...

tmd4L 7

Friday 20 January 2012 8:58

Did you talk about the first thing that popped up?

loopmeinoddone 0

Friday 20 January 2012 9:00

I see this more as something funny that I'd classify as an epic moment than an FML.

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