Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
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kindlystfupls 0
replace it with something extremely sticky with an ass fragrance..
nicknesser 0
Put IcyHot on it, that'll send a message.
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Comments (65)
ulicksam 0
who the hell keeps deodorant at work? YDI.
v1kt4r 13
You would think a fat sweaty guy huh
Darkblade21 20
stfu. anyone with a gym at their work.
donicus 0
sharing is caring.
perdix 31
Why do you have deodorant in your desk drawer at work? Are you a fat, sweaty gal? Do you not shower before work? In any case, I'm sure all of your coworkers prefer that the fat, sweaty guy steals your deodorant than not.
BoCo_fml 9
A lot of people have deodorant at work. I'm not fat or sweaty, but sometimes a recharge is in order at about 4 o'clock. OP, I am all for the glue idea.
perdix 31
That late in the day, they can suffer in my sweaty stench. Maybe they can convince our boss that I should get to leave early before I ripen ;)
alyssiaa_fml 6
if you put nail polish remover in it, it stings and it will stop him from using your deodorant
Ninjafriends 1
How do you know this?
SeasonedLemur 5
should give him a good ol' fashion beating within an inch of his life! seriously kick the **** outta that fatty! END HIM!!! muwahahaha!!!!
Zombie65 0
as a couple others asked.... why do you have deodorant at work........ use it at home before you go to work doesn't last all day? get something different you probably stink as bad as he does if you have to keep using it
skyeyez9 25
Put some needles in the deodorant stick. He won't use it again.
juliaaalove 8
he/she would have deoderant because sometimes you forget to put it on. in the girl's locker room at school every girl has deoderant in their Locker. why? because we don't want to stink so stfu and go home.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Maybe you should spend less time at your locker and more time in English class. BTW, you still stink. I can smell you from here. :(
SeasonedLemur 5
Hahahaha I bet julia smells about as good as my bollocks after a heavy gym session!
Darkblade21 20
exactly. same with guys.
laurieloulou 0
#33 your a rude dumb a**
WaitWut22 1
I hate how everyone always says YDI for stupid reasons Nobody should deserve this so Shut Up
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Hey #29, YDI for reading interweb comments, for not having a sense of humor, for capitalizing random words mid-sentence, for not using any punctuation at all, and for even having interweb access at all.
wwerulez14 6
Nice one Trollz. :)
easwhitey 0
I can't believe no one has said replace it with cream cheese yet. it's the oldest trick in the book and it looks like deodorant.