Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my dogs have been hosing my tomatoes with pee every time they go out. Not just the plants, the tomatoes I'd been eating all summer. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
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seztacular 6
You didn't think to wash it first?
Pleonasm 36
Home Made Piss-ta Sauce.
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Comments (73)
hazardmuffin 21
If you failed to wash the basil before using it, YDI. Otherwise, as far as I know, your dog peeing in the patch wouldn't affect the taste...
CharresBarkrey 16
... Do you not understand how plants work? They soak up the liquid in their roots. Essentially, OP's basil was grown in urine.
docscientist 10
Yeah, except you two are wrong in the end result.
KingVin 5
Oh thats nasty (Cleveland's voice)
Shazam25 7
That's why you always wash your herbs and such before using them.
vbmg152 19
Okay, that's nasty! You don't wash herbs before you use them?? I know millions of people that won't be coming to your house for dinner!
KM96 24
You haven't seen your dog pee there before? Plus, would the basil have smelt weird?
RagnhildB 3
Maybe you shouldn't allow your dog to run around freely if you know there's a chance it could pee on your food?
SmokeyPlague 12
get a lifted basil bed or float it somehow lol
iConnor 5
Why wouldn't you rinse it first?
cmbar831 14
That's just delicious…
mark1970 10
OMG