Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
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LexSwift 17
Lesbihonest, you completely knew about it, didn't you?
Ameel_fml 19
Oh man, the same thing happened to me in high school. My best friend told everyone that I was his girlfriend, so I ended up with no dates or boyfriends. I didn't find out until a couple of months after school ended, when an attractive guy from my class said he had a crush on me for the longest time but didn't want to approach me because I was already taken. All those years of feeling like I was this ugly, repellant monster that no guy wanted suddenly made sense.
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Comments (47)
LMFAOwned 9
I just find it hard to believe, throughout high school no one ever brought up the point that they knew you were A lesbian? Like, "oh I like you, but too bad you're not into guys". Not even once?
graphicstyle7 17
I think it's time you came out as a straight person. It may shock some, but you have to be who you are. LOL
icepick23 12
Maybe make a sex tape with a guy and put it on the web? That should clear everything up?
limitedition 25
That is very creepy of your "best friend" to do. Make sure the relationships you have in your life are healthy - for instance they are ok with you having other friends.
lolnothanks 18
Wow, kind of creepy.maybe time to reconsider friends
Omniprism 15
At first I laughed but then I started thinking about all the possibilities she took away from you. I would get even in some way. She's deserves payback.
Dcm210 19
But girls and women are always saying "I went out with my girlfriend to the (insert name)" and blah blah.
davek 36
Post pictures or it di... Oh.
skyeyez9 25
At least you had a valid excuse why you were never asked out in high school. I was never asked out because I was a nerd.
User57777 13
This is incomplete, but there is a lot more to this story that can't fit.