Love: Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer.... - FML

By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 22:58

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

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By blah56 - 23/06/2012 05:17 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 22 February 2011 16:06

'Fatter" means there are also two pictures named 'fat' and 'fattest'.

Glassesrampage16 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 16:36

OP should take a picture of his dick and label it "micro-mini" :)

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thisisamanda 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:02

You should save a pic of him and name it, fattest

camerican21 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:14

So your fat, just deal with it. Wear tight clothes and go around claiming how "sexy" you are

kingtz 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 20:04

"extra healthy"! lol that's going to be my new favorite phrase of the week! lol

jemm94 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 20:36

No it isnt, fat and healthy are not even related terms. Most people cant even be both.

bootje 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 20:49

rename it "pissed off so no sex tonight"

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:57

Take a video of the name of the pic and click it open so you can show it to your family counselor or attorney, sounds like you may need one or both! Pretty rude and shows he is not impressed. Sorry. You probably just had a baby or something and he's just a shallow pig right?

quatrom 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:48

tht sucks for u dont let him have sex tonight as punishment

pvtpilot 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:57

yeah right, maybe no sex with her....or should I say "that"!

Zekumi 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:07

For the record, she could be like 98 pounds. "Fatter" could totally mean 110 pounds or something... which isn't fat at all, unless you're a midget. :P

JGoD24 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:48

Lose some weight fatty!

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