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By alr158 - 29/04/2016 10:21 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I forgot that I was sharing my screen with my boss whilst on on a conference call. I got a bit bored and started doing some online shopping - he watched me buy maternity clothes, bras and giant panties. I've not disclosed pregnancy yet due to upcoming promotion. FML

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VictoriaT519 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:34

Sorry but YDI. If anything you could have waited till it was over, or at least done your shopping on another screen/device.

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VictoriaT519 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:34

Sorry but YDI. If anything you could have waited till it was over, or at least done your shopping on another screen/device.

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