Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML
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Since I am now bored, drunk and everybody has loooong ceased to care, I'm going to actually respond to make myself feel a little bit better and no one else. @#105: Hell no! That I don't wish on anybody in the world (for the poor old lady on wikipedia it's too late of course). It's only acrokeratosis, but still... @all the religious numbskulls who were offended by that one word an anonymous guy posted somewhere on the internet and their opponents who thought that was a nice point to start another massive debate, which doesn't really come as a surprise, but come on! story goes like this: my hyper-esoteric mom found that with all the science and doctors and stuff, her side was kinda underrepresented. So she NAGGED me into seeing some healer dude who basically wished the lesions away, intensely so. Yeah right. Might as well have drawn pentagrams or sacrificed goats or prayed to a wizard in the sky for all the good that did. For me: same thing really. Not a bad thing that is, but it only works if you genuinely believe in it. Like that placebo effect thingie. I chose the witchcraft for convenience mainly and because it contrasted the other useless measures nicely. @the [do not want]-lick comments: haha. If it's funny the first time, it must be so next time too, right? Point is, if I had put my tounge in an inapropriate place, I would have posted so, with much pride. And everybody could have hit that 'deserved it' button to no end. That's why I specifically wrote unknown reasons. And why would I lick toads? They'd be effing hard to find in this climate but the weed and funny mushrooms grow well and everybody's quite laid-back about it. So there. @#102: Yes! Love it! And it's so accurate. See kids, this is how mutations work on humans in real life. And then you surf the web and mess up natural selection with online dating (not that I did). Hur hur hur. @everybodies genuinely empathic statements & ironic comments. Thx a lot! Heartwarming; made my day.
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hmna 0
Dude. Dental dams. Or condoms, depending on the team you play for.
CallMeHush 1
Licking for love in all the wrong places...
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Comments (208)
Jimboom 12
Ouch. Imagine the friction burns when masturbating.
hihi1212 1
ikr!
udeservedit909 0
lol!!
Snafuusmc 12
How do I respond to that?
ladiesman219 4
WTF that's nasty ass a mofo
manatees_r_epic 0
Ass-a-mofos are the best mofos!
IndigoFuckYou 9
^win. (;
Amaxwell 0
wow closed minded much
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha.... witchcraft, really?
TraceCase_ 19
Wise Guy-you look like Dr. Carter...err, Noah Wyle I think his name is
LoonyPheebs 0
Just because you don't believe in witchcraft, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
SaphireFlames 0
Ur a retard #188 theres no such thing as whitchcraft
thaney18 0
can someone tell me what YDI means?
Chunkylover76 4
You Deserve It = YDI
j0k3r2213 0
DUH!... lol
thaney18 0
Thanks!
RedPillSucks 33
Young Dangerous and Impulsive
thaney18 0
:blank stare:
Autoshot 9
You Dumb Idiot
DocBastard 40
You are all misguided dolts. YDI stands for Yuma Death Initiative.
nonameheroes 0
you deserve it
drew2711 0
Your Dick Imprint
emo0366 0
You Deserve It = ydi
fallingturkeys 1
lol win
unknown_theory17 0
it means you desurve it
Bboyboogieb 0
You deserve it
serioushamster 0
ydi=you deserve it
MrsFail 0
You Deserved It
kompton 0
ydi... you deserved it ... you must be blonde at heart..
Omgplz 3
Mother of god a billion people have replied to this. she only needed one answer, dumb asses.
JenL_fml 7
Witchcraft? lawl
IFightBearsDaily 0
om nom nom. how enjoyable is THAT? XD
sweet_candy_ 17
Wow that sucks so bad. I feel bad for op :(
Chunkylover76 4
Imagine forplay with the ladies! Bumpy for her pleasure! lol