Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.
reneebellinger 8
I bet it's a female dog.
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Comments (134)
Amizee 12
That's really ungrateful of her, rise above it... Don't let anyone put you down!
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: you should have taken drawing lessons.
Lomus 24
I'm sorry, but that poor grammar at the end really kills the feels. Either quote or don't but your syntax is all wrong - it's "what kind of dog it was", not "...asked me what kind of dog was it"; for instance "what kind of dog I bought" compared to "what kind of dog bought I".
llnursingll 10
oh that sucks... I'm curious as to what your response was... take drawing classes next time.
madisonpaige124 5
aww tht sucks man...if it was me I wouldve loved it cuz its the thought tht counta
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
"There is more where it comes from" Napoleon Dynamite
Wakachulak 22
It's the ex-gf breed
xxpersonxx 9
At least you tried
Euphrates 10
Just a common bitch!
gc327072 31
"Does she look like a bitch?"
Enslaved 38
“English ************, do you speak it?”