Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Ungrateful ***** are the worst. However, I'm assuming you told her it's a portrait of her. If not, then it's not her fault.
reneebellinger 8
I bet it's a female dog.
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Comments (134)
BriCx 8
What a horrible person. As an artist myself, I know how hurtful that is. There is a huge difference between constructive criticism and flat out insulting...
ladypunk 8
I mean she might've been embarrassed.
doodlecloud 27
And what if she genuinely thought it was a dog? It's hard to imagine but I'm sure it's possible...
toas 4
Well you did have a ruff time on it.
WinkleBottom 13
Sometimes, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce, jump in naked, get into the feetle position, and pretend I'm a meatball.
macam1010 6
...What.
botanistjessica 24
You ruined this with "feetle".
GamerG0DDESS 29
No! No! We are not doing this! I'm tired of people ruining sites by making "funny" comments that have NOTHING to do with what was posted. If you want to get attention by doing this, do so but not on FML
ladypunk 8
@36 What's up your butt?
False_Stupidity 42
A meatball, probably
blinked_281 29
it's a bitch!
cakeandfilm 13
Well, stick to your day job.
maripili_IN 15
I think that if the OP spent weeks on it and thought himself it was pretty good, his girlfriend should have assumed it was a portrait of a person. She could differentiate between a person and a dog drawn by a three-year-old, couldn't she? Unless she was messing with him on purpose, which she probably was.
ksks1234 33
15- you stole my response. I was thinking the exact same thing. The conversation is treading in dangerous waters.
MissBubblesXoxo 17
OP should have answered "A thankless one, honey! Oh and actually thats a bitch " :)
chocolatesarah 5
Brutal... Tell her it's a chihYOUahua teehee ...
crap_that_sucks 9
"Drawer" haha Sorry man dogs are cool too!