Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Top comments
Nilorak 24
Ouch.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
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Comments (110)
Panda_Bear18 13
He sounds like a jerk. Be sad for a minute, then shrug it off. You can do so much better :)
siveod 4
He's not worth it, don't waste your time :)
Konstant23 3
Now you know he wasn't worth dating in the first place.
sel33_fml 9
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come? Rachel: Oh, I can’t. Because I-I’ve seen them. Charlie: You’ve seen all the movies... Rachel: Yeah! I’m a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!
msDiamonds 6
What theatre did he watch it at? The bullshit cinema?
XistingPrince 9
Jerk
Ladyyellow111 9
Friendzoning isn't as bad as it seems. This is even worse than friendzoning. Oh, and to the guy I spoke to this afternoon: I know you only go to the meetings with me and my friend because you like my friend , you don't give a shit about me. I wish you friendzoned me instead of being a jerk to me.
dead_insects 18
first: who would wanna be with someone who didn't want them. second: he wasn't interested. better to know now before wasting time and emotion
KiddNYC1O 22
He can't refuse Fast 6!
Axel5238 29
Sorry that happened as bluntly as it did, but sometimes direct is best. I've been in the situation where I did make it direct and they persisted to the the point it borders on stalking. Hopefully, you'll find someone who is a better match for you keep your head up OP.