Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Nilorak 24
Ouch.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
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Comments (110)
magnetoo 4
In what sense is this an FML? You were interested in someone who turned out not to be interested in you. So that's you and every single other person on the planet. He wasn't overtly rude about it, he just put you off.
Dzirino 2
Sorry for you OP, FYL though.
Epikouros 32
You wouldn't enjoy a date with an amateur movie critic who has seen everything already. He'd just keep commenting on the acting and pointing out continuity errors.
davek 36
If he's gonna make a dick move like that, call him out on it.
buddy51 23
Come on, OP, you don't want to have a crush on a douchewad who crushes your heart like that! Chin up, move on, find someone who's worthy of you!!
ShakeDisPlace 10
wow, you could wear that asshat.
tishtashbat 16
I don't understand why people think this guy was being a dick - he didn't want to go on a date with her, so he turned her down. That's fair enough. Maybe he panicked and just said the first excuse that came to mind because he didn't want to have the awkward 'um, no thanks... ok well I guess I'll see you around...' conversation. It was a little insensitive, but he could have been way meaner about it. It sucks for OP but she'll get over it, and at least she had the courage to ask him and find out, rather than waste months pining after him and not even speaking to him.
omgthisisgay 10
#64, Actually, I feel like if the situation were reversed, the girl would be called a bitch. This is because people choose to make stupid excuses instead of telling the truth that they just don't feel the same way. Sure, saying "I just want to be friends." is a little cliche, but it's a hell of a lot better than lying and getting caught in said lie.
Vlortch_fml 6
Funny because if I wanted to be "just friends" with a girl, I wouldn't refuse to go to the cinema with her :p
fairgirl99 8
He probably assume its IM3
OverBlossomed 22
And that's why I refuse to ask anyone out, no matter how much I like them. Rejection sucks and I hate myself for unnecessarily causing myself embarrassment and hurt.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Reminds me of a line in Friends, when Rachel is in love with Joey but he is dating Charlie. Charlie to Rachel "Do you wanna go to the movies with Joey and me?" Rachel: "I have seen them" Charlie: "You've seen all the movies?"
GrinchFu1 27
I miss that show. Great writing!