Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Nilorak 24
Ouch.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
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Comments (110)
sekolze 5
well now you can check that one off the list ! move on to the others, he wasn't worth the time to begin with (:
r0dents 9
Bless your heart.. Maybe he was trying to let you down easy. :(
shadow7x 10
that's pretty funny
letsgooo_fml 23
He's seen ALL the movies. Even before they come out.
Zebediabolical 45
With today's global digital networking it's not unreasonable that he's seen all the movies that he wants to see that will be in theaters for the next several weekends.
rokolodo 10
Guys, we get that most of the time. My ratio is I:20 so, ur good keep positive
graphicstyle7 17
I think it's a great thing that you at least tried. When you try, it's either going to work, or you can cross that one off your list. You have your answer, go find some other fish in the sea.
Jaffecakes 1
I feel so bad :(
Jaffecakes 1
I didn't know how much of a douche a guy can be
chosha_fml 27
At least you had the courage to ask and at least you know how he feels for sure. You can move on and meet someone who does want to date you and that wouldn't have happened if you were still mooning over him.
worldclassrager 41
Not sure if a rejection or a massive movie buff...that's me with Horror flicks...