Kids: Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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Keylogger_0 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 6:50

What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?

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make him change his own diapers then

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JayJay925 6

Friday 21 September 2012 10:19

Same thing happen to me when i was younger.

jrenf 8

Friday 27 December 2013 5:59

ydi for letting him watch it

celinadepp 21

Monday 4 August 2014 20:57

Reward him with an M&M after he successfully uses the bathroom. :D That's what my mom did with me.

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