Transportation: Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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IAmAGiantDorito 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:43

You're probably one of those drivers who brake at the last minute...

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:31

I said, what what, in the butt.

Comments

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 11:37

WORKTHATBUTT

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:05

Jack..this is where we first met!!! My car will go on and ooooooooon......hmmm..

myhairynutsack 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:59

YDI. Probably because you hit the brakes too hard. Women do that a lot.

Narzhul 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 14:12

People, it's a freaking traffic light, you don't need to wait for the car in front of you to stop before you start to brake. Braking suddenly does nothing. Even if she did brake suddenly, it's still the other idiot's fault. Not to mention it says "while stopped," not "while stopping". OP: YDI you woman driver, causing accidents even while immobile.

um_duh 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 14:20

So you like it in the rear then? LOL

plexico 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 14:24

You must have one smokin' hot ass, lady! It makes strangers just want to come up and bang you from behind. Butt pictures or it's fake!

palleas_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:15

and now you're just dreaming awake ^^

plexico 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:02

C'est ma vie!

RatIsKing 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:18

somebody up there hates you

ugotit 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:44

You stupid woman driver

Jarlais 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:49

she's just a woman who likes it in the rear!

cucumberfabulous 7

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:57

You sound like my dad.....got his car rear ended, then drove my car because he didn't have one....then got rear ended again, but that time it totaled the car