Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.
TheNewMirage 10
Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!
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Comments (58)
NatalieOntheTram 11
I once dropped an incredibly heavy box of raw chickens on my foot. My sympathies, OP.
sanecatlady 13
I once dropped an unopened can of soup of all things on my bare foot, and it hurt like Hades . I can't imagine what dropping something weighing 50 lbs must feel like. I'm sorry OP.
ashalayx 13
PERSON ABOVE ME, YOU MADE ME GIGGLE
middlenamefrank 8
You stuck your foot out to break its fall, didn't you? Most young people do. But without fail, one experience is enough to tell them that breaking their foot is a much bigger deal than breaking just about anything else by dropping it.
itzjstnx 18
ouch!!
kaitlinb13 3
I did that once with a box of quarters at work (big toe has never been the same). Hope your foot feels better soon.
TacoDoge 4
I once dropped our school's brand new full-sized tuba on my foot. The tube was fine, but I had to hobble my way around school for the rest of the day
somuchfeels 11
Could be worse man, you could've like, dropped the tiles then gotten herpes and lose both of your arms.
JoBHarvelle 7
Ouch! That sounds really painful! Fast recovery, OP! Strut off your boot with style!
herpderp1234 17
Ouch... ?