Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.
TheNewMirage 10
Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!
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Comments (58)
Dinoporeon 9
You have a very brave foot.
junkman6 22
My old man had a saying. "Skin heals, construction equipment costs money. Now quit whining."
perdix 31
That's ok, they don't have Obamacare for tiles ... yet. Soon, the secret shadow government cabal with socialist, African potters and glaziers will get that into law. My tin is strong -- the ignorance ray is futile against me!
macelonel 26
i hope the tiles are okay
kumonsucks 7
Its explicitly says "luckily none of the tiles broke"
Nordrag 26
doesnt mean the tiles didn't suffer emotional trauma.
sam1507 6
Ouch!! I think u should get ur foot checked!
jaycee1209 5
OUCH!
LennyComa 39
I have never done that but I have Stubbed my toe and that sucks...FYL
DocBastard 40
Yes, stubbing your toe is exactly like dropping 23kg of stone on your foot. Good call.
acetheone 8
thank God for your foot, all would have been lost.
kelseeinez 10
Better your foot than your face.
Sports_guy3 28
Now tell me how OP drops a box of tiles on his/her face.
that_band_nerd 22
Well first off it takes skill, and then you add a touch of showing off (perhaps for a lady mrrhm) then you get a guy dropping tiles on his face!
Paradoxxxx 16
That's killer :'(