Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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khaoticpanda 28
Oh god. First fml to make me cringe, iv done this before.
TheNewMirage 10
Your foot can heal, thank god you saved the tiles from breaking!
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Comments (58)
EmmaMK 35
Good catch. Well done!
outoftown 27
My damaged foot sends its sympathies, OP.
Mary_victor 3
You must have a really fat foot.
Curlytwirly22 17
Are you okay now, I mean did you go to the hospital after you dropped them ?!
cypherwars 15
ouch.... take care OP
Epikouros 32
Didn't you wear steel-toe boots?
xkore787 14
That kinda pain...damn yeah this FML just gave me sympathy pains
worldclassrager 41
Get well soon OP...saved the tiles......for some reason my foot is hurting....
DanielleinDC 34
Ouch! Hope the shoes you were wearing provided some protection.
JMichael 26
I feel your pain OP, but it could have been a glass table landing on your foot and shattering.