Today, I drew a portrait that I'm extremely proud of- a stranger...

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By I really need to take an art class - 02/07/2017 04:28 - New Zealand

Today, I drew a portrait that I'm extremely proud of- a stranger wearing glasses that I saw asleep on a park bench. At least, I was proud of it. Until my friend mistook it for an alien wearing thick goggles. FML.

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