Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind...

By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By washed - 11/10/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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BlesstheSilence 11

Friday 27 January 2012 15:55

Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...

RabidBunny 10

Friday 27 January 2012 15:55

His house, his rules :D

Comments

VictoriaDesiree 0

Friday 27 January 2012 19:31

He knew you were home ;)

ByronJess 17

Friday 27 January 2012 19:39

He's just embracing nature! :) We are all born naked, people should stop making such a big deal over nudity. It's natural and it is freeing!

Garon300 0

Friday 27 January 2012 19:50

Call the police next time it happens. 'cause that's pretty ignorant if you ask me.

ipoopinshoes 2

Friday 27 January 2012 20:22

Well is he good looking?

Dcm210 19

Friday 27 January 2012 20:39

luckly you didnt go blind.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 January 2012 22:02

That is how I play wiffle ball.

kaylamahoney90 12

Friday 27 January 2012 22:09

i would laugh so hard if this happened to me.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 27 January 2012 22:16

Snap a pic and upload it as your fml profile pic so we can make fun of him.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 27 January 2012 22:20

Your comment reminded me.....At the last house we lived, we had a 6ft privacy fence between our yards. Whenever I grilled steaks outside, my neighbors' 180lb English mastiff would rear up, and peer over the fence and stare. It was funny and scary cause he was large enough to do so.