Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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Top comments
BlesstheSilence 11
Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...
RabidBunny 10
His house, his rules :D
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Comments (120)
VictoriaDesiree 0
He knew you were home ;)
ByronJess 17
He's just embracing nature! :) We are all born naked, people should stop making such a big deal over nudity. It's natural and it is freeing!
Garon300 0
Call the police next time it happens. 'cause that's pretty ignorant if you ask me.
ipoopinshoes 2
Well is he good looking?
Dcm210 19
luckly you didnt go blind.
KiddNYC1O 22
That is how I play wiffle ball.
kaylamahoney90 12
i would laugh so hard if this happened to me.
skyeyez9 25
Snap a pic and upload it as your fml profile pic so we can make fun of him.
skyeyez9 25
Your comment reminded me.....At the last house we lived, we had a 6ft privacy fence between our yards. Whenever I grilled steaks outside, my neighbors' 180lb English mastiff would rear up, and peer over the fence and stare. It was funny and scary cause he was large enough to do so.
skyeyez9 25
With the frigid weather, I bet his junk looked like Mr Chow's genitals on The Hangover 2 movie.