Health: Today, I discovered that what I thought was just muscle pain...

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By SailorSolaris - 12/03/2016 17:37 - United States - Evanston

Today, I discovered that what I thought was just muscle pain in my chest was actually an infection in the veil around my lungs. It's been there for over 16 years now. FML

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