By hairy - 30/09/2013 21:59 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
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fooltemptress 36

Time to get your chest waxed! Rip them right off ;)

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ArmlessSkydiver 7

And I thought an unnaturally hairy chest was enough of an issue...

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llnursingll 10

That must be pretty darn hairy. :D

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sharksfan48 13

GOD DAMN IT BARBARA Doubt the reference will be seen but who cares

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Gunguy 11

Be glad its not your pupes.

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Ki11erC 18

Yea the butterflies might not love it.

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AussieChick101 13

You might want to deal with that before they spread move downstairs...

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burritosrgood 12

AHHHHFFFHHHHHHHHHGGGAAGGHHAAHHHHHFAHAHHHGGAAFGHGHGAAAAA!

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CrissyyyS2 22

Ew! Kill it with fire! Not literally. But get rid of em ASAP so it doesn't spread even more!

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Sandsh8rk 36

Well at least it is easier to get rid of them, getting them out of head hair is a bitch :P

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Futacy 29

Shaving it doesnt solve the problem. The lice live at the base of the hair folicles where the blood flows.

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burritosrgood 12

You need to follow up on that. Where's your conclusion?

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mcknjack 14

It sounds like you could use a full body wax. Unfortunately, I highly doubt any esthetician would help you.

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geekgirl72494 8

I believe chest hair is technically a type of pubic hair. Normal lice cant live there because its too thick for them to grab. That would be "crabs"......

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Ki11erC 18

Have to agree with this one, this is my understanding to, or its body lice. Head lice can't survive here anyway so they will die off by themselves or multiply fast.... Your choice the route you take I guess lol

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Caitie_kid 8

Although head lice most frequently seen on the head, it is not uncommon for them to travel to other areas. This fml is making me itch!!

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love_me_electric 20

Pubic lice also like male facial hair. So guys, be careful going down on strange women when Movember rolls around. You might end up with crabs on your face.

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