Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote...

By supergirl7 - 27/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 06:36 - Australia

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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You deserved it 10 183

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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You deserved it 619

By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 11 002

By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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You deserved it 31 569

By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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You deserved it 61 240

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By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 668

You deserved it 2 145

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 02:08 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, thanks to 10 months of lockdown, the most intimate thing I have done on a Saturday night during this time is use a hobby knife to cut 1/4" thick calluses off my feet. I don't even walk anywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 714

You deserved it 175

By gaga - 22/05/2012 07:34 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 977

You deserved it 39 065

txgirl2013 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:07

Pretty helpful talent if you ask me..

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:34

That's one of the most impressive talents. Right up there with licking your elbow.

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Fudgeblocks 2

Friday 29 July 2011 4:51

That's one cool talent. You should surf the channels and see if you're good at anything you see.

strawberrybanana_fml 1

Friday 29 July 2011 5:22

get over yourself

solo11 2

Friday 29 July 2011 6:03

I hav a brother who can basically type on a keyboard with his toes

sexybabe198 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:14

don't feel bad, that is a very useful talent!

ChloeCannibal 5

Friday 29 July 2011 7:30

I wish i had that talent (:

moodyreallyrocks 27

Tuesday 21 August 2012 0:45

You seem pretty talented!

Illuminations_fml 6

Friday 29 July 2011 9:40

that's badass.. and disgusting at the same time .

zpanator 2

Friday 29 July 2011 11:20

well i know exactly how u feel... TOTALLY BAD ASS!!!!

bsswhatisthis 0

Friday 29 July 2011 17:39

That is one talent more than what I have...

structuredchaoz 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:48

I'm sure plenty of guys are interested to know how well you can grip long hard items with your feet. I am ;)

AllForMyGirl 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:36

I am too lol

MMachina1 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:12

I'm sure if u could operate a remote with your feet then you're gonna make Someone with a foot fetish very happy someday!

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

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Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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Today I bought a 50$ voucher card to refill my phone. After I purchased it, I threw the receipt in the dustbin. When I got home, I found out that the 14-digit pin code was on the receipt. I basically threw 57 bucks in the dustbin. FML

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Today, I offered to help my 15 year-old nephew with taking care of his newborn baby. First thing I see when I enter his room is him playing Mario Kart on his Nintendo Switch, and his child with a full diaper, screaming and crying. FML

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Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

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Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

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