Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
Sounds like a perfect time to tell them you're calling the thing off.
olivejuice 0
Exactly. Only say yes if you're 100% sure!!!
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Comments (50)
commonsense 0
lol u better stop now and tell em before the bachelor party and your wedding reception happen
camis 0
Uhm, if it was your fiance doesn´t it mean you were ALREADY engaged?
Harpy20 24
Obviously you are the only one on this stupid train headed straight for herpaderp town...
commonsense 0
@22 the engagement party can come after the engagement.... read it again lol
AntiChrist7 0
never marry, if you insist on doing it, think about it first. YDI
DanceRox9008 0
its not that big of deal if you had a party and then call it off afterward. plenty of people realize before the wedding that it doesnt feel right. like you said. just think it through really hard and if you still dont want to spend the rest of your life with him, then talk to him about it. only talk to your parents after youve broken it off.
Wombats111 0
Probably not the best time to say that it's over. But out of curiousity, did you break up anyways?
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I hope you got trashed and caused a big scene about it in the middle of the party. That would be epic
ecce 20
did you still tell them? I hope you did, because it's better to say it now then get married to the wrong person.
_Sonic_Bitch_ 0
lol you should watch that movie what heppens in vegas with ashton kutcher because the dude had that same problem and it didnt work out too well for him so i hope you had better luck [=
Hambag_ 0
How the hell can you not want to get engaged to your fiance? They're your fiance? Ring any bells. You can engage your girlfriend or boyfriend but you'd already be engaged to your fiance! This doesn't make senss dude
Harpy20 24
Derp. You're an idiot.