Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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Merlin_44 0
Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!
mojo_jojo 0
Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.
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Comments (178)
blueforyou 0
10 bucks says it was her not her mom
ZomgPiinkiie 0
YDI for being a pussy and asking her out through text
juicyfruit23 0
even if it was her she would have said no. ydi
hanners 0
Today, this boy i like asked me out via text. i didn't have my phone that day because it got taken away. when i got it back i found that not only had he asked twice but my mom reply to the text. FML OR Today, this guy asked me out and i didn't want to hurt his feelings so i didn't respond. an hour later he asks AGAIN. FML
Gs_brother 0
It was probably her not her mom, so ask her out either in person or call her.
Scotticus117 11
dude always either call a girl up and ask her out and ask her out in person, NEVER text her and ask her, thats so informal and unsocial really...
christopherlove 0
Good thing you didn't care about your pride, loser.
AG_Pennypacker 0
If you didn't care about your pride you wouldn't have cared about what her mum said.
WildBill1337 0
good job man. **** that and just go for it dude. you dont need to be validated! kudos for just goin for it! and wow all the people commenting are douchebags.
SmartrGurl006 0
YDI, do it face to face next time! but that really sucks man, sorry