Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
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Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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Merlin_44 0
Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!
mojo_jojo 0
Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.
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Comments (178)
kailarahne 19
Dude she's probably grounded or something
fantasyworld 39
Are you sure it was her mom?
ajs1987 15
I voted "I agree, your life sucks" simply because you didn't deserve that. Keep up that mindset of forgetting your pride, it will get you places. The fact that you asked her out gave you a chance of being with her, if you had not done it you would've had a 0% chance of it ever happening. Plus, a lot of times when girls reject someone, it isn't personal. Don't let this hurt your feelings, she probably thinks you're a great guy, but you might just be missing something she's looking for, and don't get upset about that either because you are who you are. Keep putting your pride aside and go after more girls, you'll never regret it.
clairesucks 37
Why would you ask her by text? That's kinda dodgy
mylifesucks2445 10
Aye same name ?
chewebb 8
Cell phones are ruining intimacy in the world. Always do things like this in person!
shannon2348 14
I will never understand you people who insist on asking out people you know are going to say no. And then you whine on fml about it. ydi